FUCK YEAH BEAR PARTY

SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS

i keep finding these so yes, this is apparently a thing

no, i don’t think i will

aw yeah squeeze it out all over the place baby

OH MY GOD a towel

scrubbly bubblies for your feetsy weetsies

AAAAAAAAH!!!

welcome to gooey, mozzarella-filled hell

oh so that’s why my poop was so green